The People's Republic of Kitchen Nation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PhilmacFLy with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.027 billion Kitcheners enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitchen City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitchener economy, worth a remarkable 3,617 trillion Kitchencoins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,459 Kitchencoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and students do more community service than homework. Crime is totally unknown. Kitchen Nation's national animal is the Platypuss, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kitchen Nation is ranked 4,042^nd in the world and 32^nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 21,204.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.